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After four days, finally, I am myself, that dark wedge hidden deep under my carapace mine again. I went to New Orleans last weekend with the fellas, and if you’ve never been, you should maybe go despite that it’s an evil place. But if you do go I have a Prima Official Strategy Guide for you. 1.) Go To Bed!!This one is very important. Nothing closes in that city. It just keeps going forever and forever. The eating and drinking never stops. It just keeps going and going and going like some demented carousel. There’s no logical conclusion to the night. It’s all on you. This is especially disastrous for vactaion goers, like me, who are happy and open and keep filling oneself up as full as they can. The trick is to go to bed whenever you need to. Don’t push it. The same thing will be going on as soon as you are up. It never ends. 2.) Don’t Drink Unidentified LiquidsEveryone at every counter is trying to make sure you, stupid tourist, is having a great time and your debit card is inserted in their machine. Aren’t you so cute? Bawby you gotta try this. Don’t drink it if you don’t know what it is. There are vials handed out from an over the counter lab experiment. There are slurpees that aren’t fully frozen made from ice, sugar, and whatever is contained in those gasoline containers behind the counter. Drinks are $12 for the first one, and 1⁄2 from there, you don’t need to get your money’s worth. Unbutton down that shirt a few buttons. Listen to the trombone. Just don’t put down the unknown vile wretching liquid. 3.) There Are Other Things To DoI’m a full fledged adult now. I got a dog, a wife, two cars, two car garage Deshaun Watson Color Rush Jersey , two kids, and a lawn mower. But I’m still learning what most adults already know. Every city has plenty to do aside from drinking and eating. You can go on a swamp tour and caress a baby alligator, stroll through the swamp at one of the National Park Historic Sites, buy some sp00000ky gifts for your crazy abode, or visit an invigorating museum. 4.) Bring A MovieDespite all the things in the world there are for you, you are going to get tired and want to relax during the day. It’s humid, hot, and your undercarriage gets all swampy. You’ll want to head home and take a midday shower and relax eventually. There are plenty of fun movies you can watch to keep you in that New Orleans mindset: Princess And The Frog, Double Jeopardy, The Haunted Mansion. Bring the city of New Orleans under your Snuggy. 5.) Go To Bed!More than anything, after all the walking and eating and walking and drinking and eating in the swampy heat, go to sleep. Get some rest. It will still be there in the morning. Anyways, that’s all I got, the rest of the floor is yours to discuss whatever: how dumb every team in the NBA is for not trading Kawhi Leonard, the dismantling of the Rockets, Carlos Correa’s massage, your favorite brand of hot dog Jadeveon Clowney Color Rush Jersey , summertime trips, and Virginia Woolf novels. Just remember the standard commenting rules apply. I sat down with Michael Nania of Gang Green Nation, the New York Jets SB Nation site. He asked me five questions. I also asked him five to preview this Saturday’s game between the Jets and Texans. This is what he had to say. 1.) Sam Darnold has been hurt and has thrown a lot of interceptions, but he has made some sublime throws. How would you describe his rookie year? Where would you rank him out of the rookie quarterback selected in the first round last year? How excited are you for future Josh Allen versus Sam Darnold matchups?2.) Quincy Enunwa, Robby Anderson, Jermaine Kearse, Elijah McGuire, Isaiah Crowell, Christopher Herndon. The Jets have a bunch of decent skill players, but no one that can carry an offense on his own. The offensive line hasn’t pass blocked or run blocked well this year. Is Darnold in an environment where he can succeed?3.) The Jets blitz from every level of the defense.They blitz all the time. When it gets picked up, it leaves them susceptible on the back end and allows the quarterback to step up and run forever. The Jets have a top ten pass defense, but they have trouble stopping the run. What’s your opinion of Todd Bowles’ defensive scheme? Are you expecting him back next year?4.) Leonard Williams is an undeniable talent, but he has only 15 sacks in his career and hasn’t put together a monstrous box score stuffing season. Why is that?5.) Do you give the Jets any chance of upsetting Houston? If so, why will the Jets win?